Wtf???!!!

I guess I assumed that the person who got plowed over and killed at Wal-Mart on Black Friday was a tiny, older person, swamped by the oncoming rush of douchebags who couldn’t wait a coupla hours to get their mitts on a sack of 90 pairs of socks for $1.99. But I just read that the dude was, get this, 6’5” and 270 pounds!! Wtf – are you kidding me???! How could such a big dude get pushed around by people smaller than him like that? Who does he think he is, Eddy Curry???!!