Cap Doffed.

On one hand, spending money on shit like this makes my head wanna explode. On the other hand, it's all I can do to not stand up and applaud a dude who turned "a 'Bachelor of Fun Arts' from Barnum Bailey Clown College, and an abstinence educator certification that can be purchased for $50" into a fucking career whose main requirements are probably 1) make stupid kids laugh 2) don't molest kids. Fucking christ. I went to the goddam Harvard on the Appomattox, and I bet this asshole makes 5x what I do!!!