Oh, Sarah

So Sarah Palin's daughter's babydaddy drops out of school to work, then come to find out he can't work without a high school diploma. Genius. Two things come to mind: those old "I can't get the job without the training, and I can't get the training without the job!" commercials (Devry, maybe?), and one report card day with my dad declaring I should drop out of the 11th grade and join the Army. Were it not for Brothatime! convincing him we were no longer in the Spanish-American War, I'd have been at the recuiter's by suppertime. In other words, man would I like to nail the hell outta Sarah Palin.