Geese. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Anyone else notice that the birds that took down Sully’s plane were Canadian, and Bush’s first post-presidential speaking engagement is in Canada? Hmmmm....

Now, I’m not saying Bush orchestrated the attack on Sully’s plane; that I could never prove. But I am saying that one time his wife killed her boyfriend in a car, PROBABLY because he wouldn’t go for dressing up in a petticoat and slipping his balls under her eyelids, so. Take from that what you might. I’m just the messenger here, what the fuck do I care how you add things up? Fuck, I'm already sorry somebody brought this shit up. Not cool, people.








"Oh, I like it about elbow deep, Jay."