One side effect of going to the gym every morning at 6am is I don’t think I’ve masturbated all week. Finally last night I turned off the lights, cranked up a few scenarios in my head starring a few ladies and slipped into my brand new 200-count sheets, preparing to "shoot myself in the foot," if you know what I mean. After about 10 seconds I was like “ugh, are you crazy? I'm exhausted, and we gotta get up in 5 hours; get the fuck off of me!!!”
Sigh.
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