Love at the Oscars!!!

The people here at InTouch are all a-tizzy because a picture has surfaced of Brad Pitt "staring" at Jennifer Aniston while she was speaking at the Oscars. Everybody's giddy re: "he can't take his eyes off her, she's wining over Angelina!!!" I seem to be the only person here thinking maybe it's because she was standing about 15 feet in front of him speaking to the entire world into a microphone, with cameras shooting from every angle. And since I've only ever lived on planet Earth, I know it's probably rude to at such a time loudly pull out a copy of Garfield Takes a Big Fat Hairy Dump while rolling your eyes. Fucking christ.