I see the local sheriff in the Michael Phelps case is looking to kick up some dust and get some media attention. Gee, if only I could move to SC quickly enough so my taxes could be spent on finding out that college kids smoke pot. I'd insert a "bears shit in the woods" joke here, but I don't wanna insult bear shit. And I must wonder - how is it even possible in 2009 that the kid who took the photo of Phelps hasn't been on tv 24/7 since? Can we assume he's been locked in meetings nailing down movie/book rights with lawyers?
Michael Phelps Can't Swim the 420 - My Story by Douchebag.
I mean, if Joe the ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ(Pick'em) can get his 15 minutes from not wanting to pay taxes on something he doesn't own, this kid's fame should be a no-brainer, right?
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