Saturday, March 21, 2009

Jorge Munoz

Obviously THIS GUY should be given a fucking medal, or sainthood, or something - instead of bailing out huge corporations that have destroyed lives (including some of the people he's feeding, surely) the government should send him a big fucking check for what he's been doing for 5 years.

BUT.

As much as he deserves a collective slow-clap/bear hug from all of us, was publicizing something like this on a website that gets millions of hits a day really the smartest thing to do? I mean they got a picture of him, they mention a white truck and we know it's under the 7 train in Jamaica, Queens. Geez, Donald Rumsfield could find this guy - what if all of a sudden 1000 people show up tonight looking to be fed? And then tomorrow, 2000? Therein rendering it impossible for Munoz to feed ANYbody, so he has to stop. And the 140 people he was feeding before the article was published suffer. I'm sure CNN's heart is in the right place, but maybe there's another way to thank this man. I'd hate to think people might go hungry so that someone in North Dakota can read and think "what a great guy!" before flipping over to Perez Hilton.

Yeah yeah, I know what you're thinking: "but Xmastime, you're publicizing it even more!"

Please. 90% of my "readers" are women who just come looking for new videos of me that they can masturbate to. Nobody's reading this shit, believe me.

Was thinking bout a "homeless people don't have internet access" joke here. Maybe later?

1 comment:

Kiko Jones said...

Hopefully some person and/or organization with loot will find about him thru the CNN piece and invest in his wonderful cause.