Life as a Manny

I don't really think of the job aS GETTING PAID TO WATCH THE KID; HELL, AT THIS POINT I'D JUST AS SOON BE HANGING OUT BULLSHITTING WITH THE Short Bus (sorry for caps but guess what i aint re-typing that shit) as doing anything else. I think of it as getting paid for the fact that if it's on my watch that wolverines jump off the rooftops and eat him, I'd prolly hafta fucking hang myself in the shower.