Life Up to Now. Hmm.

You people here know that Xmastime is not above watching a little online porn. In fact, he loves it. But I subscribe to no group or collective, and I have never heard of The Erotic Review. But it appears I am such am important client that they have now reached out to me. They miss me. They're worried about me, in fact. Hmm. MIGHT be a good time to take a step back and ask myself "dude...what the hell is wrong with you?"