Osama Bin Laden Planning New Attacks on United States.
REEEEEally? Like, what the fuck else would you or I imagine him doing? "Now that his fantasy league baseball lineup is in place, Osama has turned his attentions to new attacks on the US..." For fuck's sake. Us finding him to be thinking about anything else actually WOULD be news - "Osama to announce who he likes better, Angelina or Jennifer." Fucking christ. "Xmastime thinking about hot chicks; how to have a funny line with 'squirrels' in it." Whatever happened to journalism??!?!!
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