I can't say Lady Gaga's insanely catchy POKER FACE is my favorite ever song about cards; but then I can't say I'd like to set my dick on fire and cram it up Kenny Rogers' ass while carving WILL FUCK FOR CRACKERS into his back with a butterknife. I mean, look at this absolute whore here. Fucking awesome.
Of course, maybe she's really just a good girl who's awesome at marketing and a few years ago did some research and concluded that what the pop music world needed was a young girl who dresses and acts like complete trash that's trying to break the record for "whore"? Cap doffed, clever little girl. Harvard beckons!
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I've never seen her look even remotely good until now. Probably still talentless, but not bad. Thanks.
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