MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

One thing that's gonna be hard to explain to the next generation is how much of a batshit place Iraq used to be. I mean, before we went over there and they showered us with flowers and rim jobs and we built Cinn-a-buns by the dozens, the place was insane, right? Hard to believe now; hard to imagine Short Bus even remotely believing me when I tell him how violent the place was before we took care of things. And what'd it take us, a long weekend? Man. Progress is amazing!!