Don't worry, story forthcoming. Meantime I only have a few minutes of sitting.
MY WEEK SO FAR BY THE NUMBERS
Number of Hours Bedridden: 123 and counting
Number of Hours Before I Was Able to Crawl Out of Bed and Try to Walk Around: 54
Numbers of Hours Before My First Dump: 120
Number of Times Masturbated: 0 :(
Number of Times I've Gone that Long Before: (penis doesn't understand question)
Number of Things I've Eaten: one wonton soup, one apple
Meanwhile, your outpouring of concern has been overwhelmingly touching, heartfelt and appreciated; so much so that I've posted some of my favorites HERE for everyone to see. Again, thanks so much to all my fans.
8 comments:
Feel better you gout-ridden shitbag.
Just for the record, that wasn't me. Get well soon.
Didn't know. Feel better and get well soon, friend.
Sorry, XMAS. I thought you were busy in the corporate world all week. . .
Oh yeah, today I am in Boston for the first time ever. Dey all sound like your welatives heah. Wicked smaht tho.
my people!!! if you swing by a Patriots' practice, look for Aunt Pat at the blocking sled.
thanks, Kiko!
and anonymous! :)
I was starting to worry last night, really. I know, four days in but still. Glad you are (semi-) mending.
You ate an apple?
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