Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Send Lawyers Guns and Money


The Pentagon sure is proud of it's upcoming super-sniper gun to shoot at pirates from great distances. Since they're the experts I'll assume this is a lot better than my own idea...you know, asking these billion-dollar ships to spend a few bucks have a coupla dudes walking around on deck with guns. Heck, Plaxico Burress is gonna need some work after his jail time. I mean, I don't rob banks cause there's a dude in the room with a gun; not because I might get hit with a laser from the moon. But what the fuck do I know.

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