Thursday, April 23, 2009

Yoga, Part II

Apparently, yoga might be yet another thing I'm amazing at - my Swami is TRES IMPRESSED with how flexible my hips are, and I seem to be a prodigy when it comes to the cobra (and I don't just mean my spitting cobra this time, ladies.) My swami is quite baffled by me thus far, and I quote:

"Your body is a complete mystery!"

That's right ladies...let's not forget that underneath this 100 lbs of chicken skin there's still a foundation of polyurethane, twisted iron cable and tiger sinew waiting to be sprung!!

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