My Office Crush has been out exactly one day; yet I just found myself thinking about having stirrings for the girl IN THE OFFICE RIGHT BESIDE HERS!!!!!! Good lord. “Hey, she kinda looks like my OC...”
Wtf - what kind of imaginary relationship am I putting together here? Can I not be a grownup; committed and true? For fuck’s sake. Turns out on my fantasy love life, I'm a lothario, bird-dogging bad boy! NOT GOOD!!!!!!! :( (crushing imaginary beer can against forehead)
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