Friday, May 29, 2009

My Lovely Baby Bumps


I can't swing my e-dick online without hitting some story about some celeb's suspected baby bump. How is it that nobody's done a parody of that awful Fergie song, and call it "My Baby Bump"? Do I really hafta thing of EVERYthing?

What you gon' do with all them kids?
All them kids up in your guts?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my baby bump.
My bump, my bump, my lovely baby bump (oops, I just peed a little)

2 comments:

Tricia said...

WHEN ARE MY TITS GETTING THAT BIG???
My damn bump is bigger than hers, when are the breasts catching up?

Xmastime said...

hey, we're all waiting!!! ;)