The Fan

We have a fan in our bathroom that is in such a place that when standing to piss in the john it blows on your ass. And since around the house I usually wear my hahahahahahahaahahahahaha!!!!! skywalking , playing above the rim basketball short, there's no fly, so outta laziness I just drop my shorts while pissing; and the fan blows right on my ass. Oooooooohhh, feels nice I say to myself. Blows some air into the swamp. I like it.

So just now I kicked the fan to the floor and beat the fucking shit out of it. It's on the floor all mangled to hell, never to blow again. Cause hey - I ain't no fucking fag.