Saturday, May 23, 2009

Fuck Jack White

I've bitched on here before about Jack White having a "side band" (most recently HERE.) As in once you're rich and famous with one band, you can't concurrently hog up more space with another.

But now I see that Jack White has a SIDE BAND to his SIDE BAND. Awesome!!

Can we all just agree that from now on only Jack White can record and sell music? And only Jack White's bands can play shows? Is this possible? And if your non-Jack White-member band tries to put out a song, Jack White comes over to your house and stands on your throat; as your final breaths are leaking out of your throat Jack White wails out a 14-minute solo Immigrant Song. Fucking awesome!

MORE JACK WHITE, PLEASE (and ONLY Jack White!!!)

1 comment:

Kiko Jones said...

I'm more partial to The Raconteurs than this new thing, but whatever keeps him away from that awful excuse for a drummer, Meg White, is a wonderful thing.