Gay Stuff

KAFFEE: What's a garden variety Code Red?
DAWSON: Sir?
KAFFEE: Harold, you say sir and I turn around and look for my father.

How do scenes like this play out once it becomes commonplace for gay people to adopt kids? For instance:

"So, Mr. Kaffee, I - "
"Hold up, son - I work for a living! My daddies are Mr. Kaffees!!!!"

Just wondrin.