Saturday, May 16, 2009

Shocking News

Michael Steel opened his mouth and something fucking stupid came out.
Republicans can reach a broader base by recasting gay marriage as an issue that could dent pocketbooks as small businesses spend more on health care and other benefits, GOP Chairman Michael Steele said Saturday.

"Now all of a sudden I've got someone who wasn't a spouse before, that I had no responsibility for, who is now getting claimed as a spouse that I now have financial responsibility for," Steele told Republicans at the state convention in traditionally conservative Georgia. "So how do I pay for that? Who pays for that? You just cost me money."


I'm actually disappointed in Steele here - does he REALLY think these comments are gonna let him catch up to the Jim Thorpe of the GOP Buffoon Olympics? Wiggah, please - Bachmann says shit twice as batshit to tollbooth operators as she's driving through. You're going up against the fucking '27 Yankees here; sure your bit here about small business is stupid, but someone could find a stupid economist to crunch numbers in an awfully stupid fashion and convince other stupid people that you're right. Michelle Bachmann as we speak is saying something so asinine her own family is saying "ahhhh....wha?.....aahhhhhhh"

Michael, camon....are you even really trying at this point? It seems like you mailed this one in. What the fuck happened to you? Remember the scene in Rudy when Coach Devine says "You're an All-American and our team captain. Start acting like it." Now picture me telling you "You're the fucking idiot who brought up one-armed dancing midgets and offered 'slum love' to whatshisfuckingname. Start acting like it."

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