How Does He Do It?

I've spent a lot of time here making fun of the fact that Republicans have exactly ZERO news ideas. But there's egg on my face now, as Sean Hannity has stepped outside the box and on his show earlier, he came up with a very unique gift for mom on Mother's Day: flowers. Flowers!! You've done it again, Seanzarelli!!!!

That's right - show Mom you really love and appreciate her by giving her some flowers. I don't even know if they sell flowers; is there such a thing? I'd hate to suggest picking them from the boneyard, or asking on Craigslist since you'd probably be raped and killed. But hey, just don't buy her any of these creepy fucking bears.








"Hey, Mom makes me hard. Sue me."