Friday, May 08, 2009

I Have Officially Creeped Myself Out

This morning I got up at 6am and went for a walk for an hour. Got back, showered, thought fuck it I ain't gotta be nowhere for a coupla hours, I'll go back to sleep. As I was sliding under the covers, I actually said this to myself:

"Ah yes...just give yourself over to your own sensuality."

WHAT? What the fuck does that even mean? How the fuck creepy is this?

So I spent two hours staring at the ceiling.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Were you channeling Dr. Ruth?

Nerdhappy said...

OMG, YOU ARE ON FIRE TODAY!

I was dying about the hazlenut verdict too. I think walking makes you funnier!

Xmastime said...

AHHAHAHA its the fresh air!! ;)