I May Have Made a Huge Mistake

Earlier I posted this HERE:

My Office Crush just looked at me and said "Is this your pen?"

We're all adults here. I think we all know what she meant.

Well, for ONCE in my pathetic life I decided to do something about it. I walked into her office, shut the door, and laid my dick out on her desk.

"I believe you...found my pen?"

Turns out that was an overwhelmingly large miscalculation on my part. One day, I really will figure out what women want to hear.

Shout out to Officer Welch ("Sarge!") for letting me use his computer for this. Short Bus, I MIGHT be late Monday morning.