It's Here!

That's right! This Friday will be the FIRST ANNUAL XMASTIME CELEBRITY FANTASY BASEBALL LEAGUE DRAFT!!!

We go round and round as any draft, everybody picking out a celeb for their team. For example, your lineup might end up as

Nicole Richie 2b
Paris Hilton cf
Kim Kardashian c
Lindsay Lohan ss
Rihanna p
LC lf
Audrina Patridge rf
Chris Brown bitchslappah
Pam Anderson 1b

Of course that would be an All-Star Dream Team, but you get the idea.

Each week will be a "game," standings updated every Friday throughout baseball season.

POINTS
Your celeb appears in InTouch (+1)
In People (-1 BOOOORING!)
WWTDD (+1)
Titty popping out (+5)
No drawers gettin outta car (+5)
No drawers gettin outta car while being Brooke Hogan (-25)
Has cosmetic surgery (+5)
Has botched cosmetic surgery (+20)
Sent to rehab (+10)
Leaves rehab within 24 hours (+20)
Arrested (+5)
Asks cop "do you fucking know who I am?" while being arrested (+20)
Fucks John Meyer (-10)
Gets dissed by LC (+10)
Is LC (-10)
Called out for getting fat (+5)
Uses the term "fierce" (-5)
Challenges the world to get off his/her ass on their MySpace page (+1)
Adds "everybody's just jealous!" (+10)
"Get a life, people! (+10)
Dies (automatic playoff entry)

Email xmastimer@gmail.com to sign up!!!

LET'S. DO. THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(also coming soon: FIRST ANNUAL XMASTIME COMPLETELY BATSHIT REPUBLICAN FANTASY BASEBALL LEAGUE DRAFT!!!)