/* MOBILE FIX: stop forcing desktop min-width */ @media screen and (max-width: 800px) { body { min-width: 0 !important; } .content-outer, .content-fauxcolumn-outer, .region-inner { min-width: 0 !important; max-width: 100% !important; width: auto !important; } .main-inner .columns { padding-left: 0 !important; padding-right: 0 !important; } } .date-header { background: #000 !important; display: block !important; width: 100% !important; padding: 8px 12px !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; } .date-header span { background: transparent !important; } .post-header-line-1 { display: block !important; width: 100% !important; background: #000 !important; padding: 8px 12px !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; } .post-header-line-1 * { background: transparent !important; } /* --- XMastime fixes: titles + date bars + mobile --- */ /* Post titles: stop random centering */ h3.post-title, h2.post-title, .post-title { text-align: left !important; } /* Date header: make the black bar extend full width */ .post-header-line-1 { display: block !important; width: 100% !important; background: #000 !important; padding: 8px 12px !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; } .post-header-line-1 * { background: transparent !important; text-align: left !important; } /* Mobile: stop forcing huge desktop width */ @media screen and (max-width: 800px) { body { min-width: 0 !important; } .content-outer, .content-fauxcolumn-outer, .region-inner { min-width: 0 !important; max-width: 100% !important; width: auto !important; } .main-inner .columns { padding-left: 0 !important; padding-right: 0 !important; } } /* FORCE post titles consistent */ .post-title, .post-title a, h2.post-title, h3.post-title { text-align: left !important; } /* FORCE full-width date bar across common Blogger structures */ .date-header, .date-header span, .post-header, .post-header-line-1, .post-header-line-1 span, .post-outer .post-header-line-1, .post-outer .post-header, .blog-posts .post-header-line-1 { display: block !important; width: 100% !important; background: #000 !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; padding: 8px 12px !important; margin: 0 !important; } /* prevent inner bits from “breaking” the bar */ .date-header *, .post-header *, .post-header-line-1 * { background: transparent !important; text-align: left !important; } /* MOBILE: stop the fixed 1218px width behavior */ @media screen and (max-width: 800px) { body, .content-outer, .content-fauxcolumn-outer, .region-inner { min-width: 0 !important; max-width: 100% !important; width: auto !important; } .main-inner .columns { padding-left: 0 !important; padding-right: 0 !important; } } /* DATE HEADER: make the black bar go full width */ .date-outer, /* FORCE FULL WIDTH DATE BAR NO MATTER WHAT */ .date-outer, .date-posts, .date-posts h2, .date-posts h3, .date-header, h2.date-header, h3.date-header { display: block !important; width: 100% !important; background: #000 !important; padding: 10px 12px !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; margin: 0 0 18px 0 !important; } /* force the TEXT itself orange and remove any weird inner box */ .date-posts span, .date-header span, .date-posts h2 span, .date-posts h3 span { background: transparent !important; color: #ff6600 !important; display: block !important; width: 100% !important; } -->

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

It's Here!

That's right! This Friday will be the FIRST ANNUAL XMASTIME CELEBRITY FANTASY BASEBALL LEAGUE DRAFT!!!

We go round and round as any draft, everybody picking out a celeb for their team. For example, your lineup might end up as

Nicole Richie 2b
Paris Hilton cf
Kim Kardashian c
Lindsay Lohan ss
Rihanna p
LC lf
Audrina Patridge rf
Chris Brown bitchslappah
Pam Anderson 1b

Of course that would be an All-Star Dream Team, but you get the idea.

Each week will be a "game," standings updated every Friday throughout baseball season.

POINTS
Your celeb appears in InTouch (+1)
In People (-1 BOOOORING!)
WWTDD (+1)
Titty popping out (+5)
No drawers gettin outta car (+5)
No drawers gettin outta car while being Brooke Hogan (-25)
Has cosmetic surgery (+5)
Has botched cosmetic surgery (+20)
Sent to rehab (+10)
Leaves rehab within 24 hours (+20)
Arrested (+5)
Asks cop "do you fucking know who I am?" while being arrested (+20)
Fucks John Meyer (-10)
Gets dissed by LC (+10)
Is LC (-10)
Called out for getting fat (+5)
Uses the term "fierce" (-5)
Challenges the world to get off his/her ass on their MySpace page (+1)
Adds "everybody's just jealous!" (+10)
"Get a life, people! (+10)
Dies (automatic playoff entry)

Email xmastimer@gmail.com to sign up!!!

LET'S. DO. THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(also coming soon: FIRST ANNUAL XMASTIME COMPLETELY BATSHIT REPUBLICAN FANTASY BASEBALL LEAGUE DRAFT!!!)
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