Twilight Zone

I might be dreaming. Or drunk. But I'm pretty sure that on his radio show Glenn Beck, after apparently having dinner with some astrophysicist last night, is in his trying to be funny but just being a clueless asshole way trademark charmingly smarmy way explaining to me that global warming is not caused by the sun scorching the Earth, but rather by....man-made CO2 emissions. Hmm. Also, he says it's not just a case of weather being hotter, but "whackier" - he might wanna talk to the Drudge Report about that. Wow.

I look forward to his lecture on gay people being born gay and aren't simply sexual deviants looking to hate Jesus. I have a lot to learn from this man.