Tuesday, May 05, 2009

SHOCKING NEWS


Holy shit. Hollywood directors must be drooling right now - it seems that Paula Abdul has been pulling the wool over all our eyes and was addicted to drugs, which means she must be the greatest actress in the world. I mean, who even remotely suspected such a thing? All she did was show up every day and act in as professional a manner as can even be imagined while making total sense whenever she opened her mouth. Seriously, I'm gonna need to read some memoirs of hers to see how she pulled this off. Meantime, get ready to hear "...and the award goes to...PAULA ABDUL!!!" over the next decade or so.

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