An Iranian presidential candidate who is wanted by Interpol in the 1994 bombing of a Jewish center in Argentina said Sunday he is willing to cooperate with the U.S. on regional security matters if elected.
What the fuck? Now if this guy wins, we're gonna be BFF with Iran? They're gonna cooperate with us for peace in the Middle East? I fail to see how that fits in with stomping our feet on the ground, saying cool things like "These colors don't run!", or "Bring 'em On!" Hey President Asshole - you can't keep people in a constant state of heightened fear if you're playing snooker with the bad guys! Good luck wiretapping the Bunny Ranch now. If we're not dancing on the precipice of nuclear war every second of the day, those no-bid defense contracts are gonna fucking dry up, won't they? BUT I GUESS YOU DIDN'T THINK OF THAT, DID YOU OSAMA BIN MARX??!!
Congratulations, we are now the United States of France. Is there NOTHING this guy won't fuck up?
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