The Democratic Party: "Don't Panic People; We Can Still Fuck This Up."

Looks like Al Franken is finally gonna be joining the Senate. Bad news for the Democrats, as this makes it even more of a challenge for them to sprint towards unnecessary compromise in order to water down bills until they’re completely useless and a waste of everyone's time and money. Will be interesting to see how they pull off complete Congressional stagnation and ineffectual cow-towing to the Republican minority now that they've got another voice in their favor. In fact, one might say that once they kill off healthcare by demanding that bills need 90 votes to pass, this will be their finest hour. Awesome.