For Fuck's Sake Already

Why doesn't Judd Apatow just get it over with and film Seth Rogan, Jonah Hill, the guy who played drums in Freaks and Geeks and Paul Rudd jerking off to a JUGGS calendar in a haze of bong smoke and about 1/2-way through Will Ferrell walks through the room with no shirt on? Two minutes long; after they all jizz Apatow can walk on camera and blow his fucking head off, his job on this Earth done. How can we get this done?