Never minding the fact that what he is “predicting” is partly due to himself and his “Jesus Kicks Ass” policies of the past 8 years, it is almost sad to watch Dick Cheney still kicking the stall, childishly clamoring for attention with the same tired old shit.
Yes, I know an attack on Obama's watch would vindicate you and make you and Bush the GREATEST LEADERS IN WORLD HISTORY!!!!!!...Yes genius, eventually there will be a terrorist attack on the US. Wow. You did it, Sherlock!!! Also: Angelina Jolie will be on a magazine cover sometime this year!!!!! Xmastime will propose to a plate of egg foo young!!! Oooooh, it's getting spooky!!
I would think Cheney would hope it would be later than sooner, therein making it less easy to tie in his own responsibility, but that doesn't seem to be the case when he speaks. Of course, we already know what a casual relationship he and his crew have had with the concept of responsibility anyway.
Of course, what with all these vague "one day the bogeyman will come" warnings that Cheney is so busy concerning himself with, one wonders why he was not concerned at all the one time an actual warning about an eminent attack showed up on his desk. But hey.
Also in the same post I mention, again, why the fuck are we still listening to this guy anyway?
Of course, another question would be why the fuck are we even interviewing this guy? Why are we giving him a pulpit to preach from? 1) He's just an ex-VP who left with the lowest ratings since The Michael Richards Show and 2) do we really not know what he's gonna say if interviewed? For chrissake, what amazing reporting. If I wanna talk about underage girls showing their titties I'll talk to Joe Francis, and if I wanna talk about the fact that at any second Muslims are gonna swarm America and kill us all because Obama hasn't put us all in a plastic bubble, I'll talk to Dick Cheney. Bout as interesting as wondering if the sun comes up in the morning.
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