New York's Finest

I don’t know what’s funnier - that the Port Authority somehow tracked down the 12 cops in NYC that aren’t 100lbs overweight, or that 11 out of the 12 “concerned citizens” they’re talking to are white. Pointing, obviously, in the direction of the unsavory black/latino character that is to be apprehended. Awesome.

The non-white is Asian, which opens up the window to my inevitable “an hour later, the cops had to come back and ask him again” joke. HIYOOOOOOOO!!!