Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Yes Michelle, I'll Still Hit It

Michelle Bachmann is an otherworldly buffoon:
Political experts agree that a few thousand people not filling out census forms may be all it takes for the state to lose a congressional advocate in the nation’s capital. If Minnesota were to lose a congressional seat, Bachmann’s district appears to be candidate for absorption.
It looks like Bachmann (“a politician interested more in being the face of the fringe element than solving the real-life problems of her north-suburban district,”) being a fucking idiot could theoretically contribute to making her own job obsolete, which would actually be the best thing that could happen to a state still trying to recover from losing the Walsh family to California. A while back I wondered if the ability of the internet to showcase all the dumb things Bachmann insists on pummeling us with (ie every single time she opens her mouth) HERE.
Obviously, I'm think of someone like Michelle Bachmann. I won't be able to get through typing this post without news popping up online of her saying something completely retarded. Are Minnesotans come election time gonna decide you know what, this is embarrassing, she's a fucking idiot we hafta get somebody else? Or is it gonna be like the days of when nobody would even hear what she's blathering and vote via the ol' "fuck it, who cares" policy? If a complete buffoon is an idiot in a forest, does anybody know it? Hmm.

Of course, the real casualty here would be the GOP Batshit Olympics, who would be losing it's own Carl Lewis. Hang in there, Michelle.

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