"Do You Ever Just Get Down on Your Knees and Thank God That You Know Me and Have Access to My Dimentia?"

I landed on PROM NIGHT IN MISSISSIPPI earlier, but since I wanna watch it from the beginning I cut away - but not before watching 30 seconds, during which some kid was excited about the prospect of trying to pull off having two dates for the prom. Which, of course, made me think of one thing: Costanza.