Sunday, July 19, 2009

Fan

I just realized I paid $10 extra for my fan because it has, get this, a remote control. What? Where could I possibly be that I am so far away from the fan I need to use a remote; wouldn't that mean I'm probably too far away to be affected by it's breeze? What a fucking rip-off. But that's what I get for insisting on getting the "look at me, I'm rich!!!" $19.99 model. Me and my goddam keeping up with the Hatfields grrrrrrrrrrr.
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1 comment:

Gina said...

Keep that remote handy,X. The beauty of not having to get up from your perch to adjust the blower setting, is like... being able to press a button to bomb the enemy without ever having to leave the card table.

10:38 AM

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