Tuesday, July 21, 2009

I Have Plans


I think I am going to apply to be on Who Wants to Be Millionaire. For fuck's sake, the retardest of retards go on there and in spite of themselves still get at least $8000. So fuck it; I can make $8K while sweet-talking my way into Meredith Viera's tongety-tongs? Camon.

Of course, the week I'm on Gilbert Gottfried will be guest-hosting. Grrr.

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