This morning I woke up and started thinking how awesome it would be if this hot friend of mine gave me a handjob. Oh man, I thought, that'd be awesome!
How sad is this? Slamming hot fuck, her bent over the back of her couch? Nah. Blowjob in a movie theater? No thanks! I'll take the one thing I can do myself. With some exotic stranger, some model from the pages of InTouch? Nah. Just some friend jerking me off; probably while excitedly talking about The Real Housewives or some shit. Sigh. Fucking hell. After a year of this, do I get to call myself a fantasy virgin?
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maybe you can work in the fact that it's the best she's had all year; better yet, that she really cares about you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArxmoU4ouNA
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