Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Democrats Are:


a) Geniuses
b) Quick-witted geniuses
c) Hyper-geniuses
d) Hyper-geniuses times infinity

How else can you explain how quickly they came to this conclusion? For instance, I'm looking at a bag of Fritos, and, as far as I can tell, it may still hold out hope for GOP cooperation on healthcare. But not the Democrats - they have played some kind of political brain leap-frogging chess match that is making me dizzy. Wow. What's next - Democrats see little chance for OJ to return to the NFL ("Not as a starter," Baucus insists)?

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