Do You Think an Xmastime/Pelosi/Pelosi 3some Could Happen? Maybe? No? Yes?

I'm watching Alexandra Pelosi's doc Right America: Feeling Wronged - Some Voices from the Campaign Trail, wherein she follows the McCain campaign trail and gives voice to the most extreme of the wingnuts who say clever things like "well, there's 2 countries: hard-working Americans, and gays" along with the requisite comparisons to Hitler and Bin Laden. "I see 666 in his eyeballs" is a quote that jumps out. Whether you're Democrat or Republican, the only way to really watch is to view it as a comedy, as these really are the craziest of the crazy. Although that would be a lot easier to do if almost 50M hadn't actually voted for McCain, but whatevs.

But I have three things to say in regards to this flick:

1) Republican chicks are hotter than Democrat chicks. Somehow, there's a disproportionate number of pretty hot chicks who voted for McCain. Hot, vacant, easily misled, stupid women. In other words, I NEED TO FIND ONE OF THESE WOMEN!!!!! Jesus, throw in a puppyfoot and I'll be in bliss the rest of my life. Where the fuck are these women?

2) Republican men seem to cry a lot. Just seems to be a fact. Weird. They like God, guns, and crying on camera. Awesome.

3) I was reminded of one of my fucking pet peeves: USING MY BELOVED HOOSIERS AS INTRO MUSIC FOR MCCAIN/PALIN/OTHER GOP DOUCHEBAGS!! GRRRRRRRRRR!!!