Ouch.

The truth hurts.

Favorite:

And I haven't even brought up America's religious beliefs. But here's one fun fact you can take away: did you know only about half of Americans are aware that Judaism is an older religion than Christianity? That's right, half of America looks at books called the Old Testament and the New Testament and cannot figure out which one came first.

This is, of course, how we've become hell-bent on being fooled into sending as stupid people as possible to Washington to make decisions for us on how we live our lives. Awesome.