When you have roommates, how badly you have to shit is in direct proportion to the odds of one of them being in the bathroom, times the length of their visit. Exempla gratia: my growing a small tail* = someone in there slowly clipping their toenails, performing their pre-shower toilette while singing all the words to American Pie.
* copyright Op, 2000
2 comments:
american pie is the best bathroom song ever.
Roommate free since 2006 (and trying VERY HARD, in this economy, to keep it that way). Props to Ope.
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