Speed-Dial

JERRY: I had like a so-so date with Valerie, now I'm number nine on the speed-dial.
GEORGE: So?
JERRY: So? I used to be seven. I dropped two spots.
GEORGE: What, she's ranking you?
JERRY: Yeah, this speed-dial's like a relationship barometer.
GEORGE: What is a barometer exactly?
KRAMER: It's pronounced thermometer.

I know who's on the 1-touch numbers on my own phone. There's 8 people, carefully placed in an order that's important to me. But I have no idea who has ME on THEIR 1-touch thingee. Do the people I have also have me on theirs? Or am I some sort of fool? Am I on 1-touch dials of people whom I would never suspect? People I barely know? Or nobody? I have no idea. Fascinating.