I was going to post something outrageously clever as a headline upon seeing this story, like Hey Give him a Break, She's a Tit-Mouse, or This Really IS The Happiest Place on Earth! Or some such, cause I'm a witty dude and that's what I do, but then I happened upon the bottom of the article, the "Disney Related Articles," and thought goddam...what a fucking month! Minnie's tits getting felt up is the least of these people's problems. Fucking a.
July 31, 2009: Disney Announces Ticket Price Hike
July 30, 2009: Disney Profits Fall 26 Percent
July 30, 2009: Disney Pilot's Autopsy Report Released
July 29, 2009: Deputies: Disney Worker Had Child Porn
July 29, 2009: Airport Confiscates Boy's Disney Toys
July 17, 2009: Police: 2 Kids Left Alone At Disney Resort
July 17, 2009: Sex Arrest Made At Typhoon Lagoon
July 16, 2009: FHP: 12 Injured In Disney Bus Crash
July 15, 2009: Mom Of Disney Monorail Pilot May Sue
July 14, 2009: Man In Disney Exposure Out Of Jail
July 10, 2009: Tour Bus Stops Over Flu-Like Symptoms
July 2, 2009: Wandering Toddler Back With Friends
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