Camon. Enough.

The absurdity of everybody sitting around feeling sorry for Jenifer Aniston because only 99.9999999% of men on Earth would drag their dicks through a mile of broken glass to sniff her bicycle seat is absurd. It reminds me of something I once wrote HERE:

10) “She’s not pretty in person!”
I’ve picked up that girls LOVE to see a famous actress/model and claim that in real life she’s ugly. Just today I heard two women talk about Christy Turlington; one had seen her and was VERY excited to report that in real life she is, in fact, “ugly.” Hmm. Doubt it. I’m sure there’s such a thing as being photogenic, but while the camera may add “10 pounds” I doubt it adds “hot.” Yes, I’m sure she looks her best when professionally dolled up; I doubt she looks like a dog in real life, I doubt some photographer or agent thought “I can take this disgusting, mauled-faced turd and turn her into Ashlee Simpson.” Whoops – I meant “turn her into a star.” My bad. Relax girls, we’re not gonna ditch you for Christy Turlington. Unless of course the situation comes anywhere near presenting itself, a la George Costanza and Marisa Tomeii, but what are the odds of that? I guess the male equivalent would be to see Derek Jeter at a batting cage somewhere and telling all your boys that in “real life” Jeter can’t hit for shit and looks bad doing it while we all clap with glee “I knew it!!”