A Conversation with Myself, If I Was Actually Somebody Else (Chapter 1)

"Dude. Come on. You can't be running around banging every single hot piece of ass in the whole goddam neighborhood. These are real people for chrissakes; you're playing with their emotions. I mean, twins? Really? You had to go there? Quit sticking your dick in every girl around - get your shit together, choose one of these outrageously hot chicks you're banging to have an adult relationship with and grow the fuck up. For fuck's sake man, enough already."