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I saw a picture in a magazine the other day of Cindy Crawford in a sky-diving simulator. Which makes me think there should be a way to simulate drunkenness, right? Doesn't that seem possible? Has the fantasy/reality video people invented a "virtual bar" yet? Is there one of those virtual reality game pieces that can simulate getting drunk? Then there could be an online bar; you can meet up with anyone around the world, "buy" drinks and see what happens. You could talk to French models and shepherds in Australia at the same time, all while getting drunk without leaving your house. No drunk driving, no hangover!!! Dive bar, fancy bar, whatevs. Sounds like where we're headed anyway, right? Can we start this? And can I now make a zillion dollars off the idea?