President Nazi Wants to Brainwash Your Children (and Take Away Their Guns, Probably)

I can see why the Right is in such an uproar about Obama speaking to school kids next week. Cause even though Johnny can't read, I'm sure he'll figure out "Hmm, so Obama wants me to understand politics as a normative or prescriptive discipline rather than as a purely empirical or descriptive inquiry. Wait, isn't that Aristotle's theory?"

Please. If kids are getting as stupid as we're being led to believe they won't know how to turn the tv on to hear Obama, much less take anything away from it one way or another.

But then, god forbid they hear from a president who wasn't a C student.