Flipping around, I saw
Soundstage was on PBS and checked to see who was playing...Fall Out Boy. I was about to quickly flip away before deciding hold on, let me MAKE SURE they're the shittiest band in the world not named "Foo Fighters" ...and within about 30 seconds my original premise was confirmed. I say "premise" a lot for a guy that's an idiot, don't I? Anyways, I'm about to flip away when I see that
Michael Moore the lead singer has fucking earplugs in. Not only earplugs, but you can take one look at them and, knowing nothing about the pricing of earplug molding, know that these things cost about $10K.
FUCK.
YOU.
If you're Pete Townsend and have basically been standing in front of a jet engine for 45 years, you may wear earplugs. If you're the singer in a tepid, mid-tempo, play-so-as-to-not-wake-up Grandma, tuneless pussy band, you do not get to wear earplugs...
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE ONLY 25 FUCKING YEARS OLD!!!!!Fucking pussy...yes, I know
standing around while the faggot guy gets his picture taken with Ashley Simpson for InTouch agazine "the road" has been tough on your hearing, but give me a fucking break. What a fucking joke.
Then again, if I had to hear this shitty band night after night I'd fucking plugs my goddam ears up too.
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