I realize there's a creepiness to the idea so it won't happen, but I think a laugh-out loud funny coffee table book would be a series of photos of kids sleeping through the night. If there's one thing I've learned from babysitting it's that no matter how many times you peek in to check on a kid, he/she's in a vastly different position than the last time you checked. You can close your eyes, count to 15, open your eyes, and somehow they are on the opposite end of the bed, body contorted in the almost exact opposite way as 15 seconds earlier. "What the - did he even HAVE socks on a second ago? Wtf?" you find yourself wondering. I mean, how funny would that coffee table book be???!! Just like my dogs-with-their-heads-out-of-the-window-of-cars calendar!! And reminiscent of my favorite scene from Joe Dirt, where he's in a different pose every time he reappears from behind a teacup.
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